The 10 Most Cooked Oscars Speeches

The 10 Most Cooked Oscars Speeches


When they called my name I had this feeling I could hear half of America going “Oh no…” Ha! I just said to Matt, losing would suck and winning would be really scary and it’s really, really scary. Yeah, Patrick– and Cuba Gooding for showing us how to give our own acceptance speech! I don’t know about you but I’m having a really great time. I’m the king of the world! Waoooooo! Ooh ooh! And I wanted more than anything to have your respect. The first time I didn’t feel it. But this time I feel it! And I can’t deny the fact that you like me! Right now! You like me! Roberto! Thank you! Thank you! This is a moment, eh of joy! And I want to kiss everybody because you are the make of the joy. Thank you. This is a terrible mistake because I used up all my English. No! I’ve got no– I would like to be Jupiter and kidnap everybody and lie down in the [indistinguishable] making love with everybody. You guys are just standing up ’cause you feel bad that I fell and that’s really embarrassing but thank you. This is nuts! I’m surprised nobody’s ever fainted up here. Oh, I’m– I’m in shock. And I’m so in love with my brother right now. He just held me and said he loved me and I know he’s so happy for me. And umm– Thank you for that. And uhh, Jamie You’re just– I have nothing with you you are the strongest most amazing man I’ve ever known and I love you. And thank you so much. Yeah I am kinda speechless golly sakes there’s people up there too. When I watched Kate two years ago it looked so fucking easy, oops! Tom Cruise, I love you brother! I love you man! Derek Bro, Sean Suttles, Uhh, Keith Butler, all my behind the scenes crew. Waooo! Everybody involved!

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