I once dated a girl who had a really cool car. I met her, I thought she was pretty decent and then found out she had a really cool car. So I dated her longer than I should have. -Did you guys fuck in the car?
-No, no, she-
-She was celibate, it was really weird. She was like-
-Let’s do it-
–in your fucking cool car. I don’t know, driving out to a lookout It’s at night. There’s a field, there’s no one around, you guys get out bend someone over the hood-
-That’s outside of the car. -But it’s on the car.
-I think it’s a car is involved in this.
-Keep the engine revved. Have you ever gotten when you get a blowjob in the car? -Roadhead.
-You have? -Like while you were driving?
-Oh obviously while he was driving. (Various chattering and laughing) Let me know! Let me know! here are my eyes! Should I merge, should I merge? No no, just keep going! (Laughter) It was a… Yeah, it was like a long trip back and we’re like Driving somewhere and it’s like “why not”, and then I had to pull over because I like I’m gonna crash. -It’s like it was a weird thing-
-I thought there was another c-word you were gonna use.
-Well, it was one or the other. -Something was gonna happen, and I had to pull over-
-An eruption of some sorts. -Yeah.
-Yeah. I imagine it would be difficult to have an orgasm while you’re driving. Uh-huh. (More laughter) If it was an empty road it may be, but because they were like cars and like, it was one of those weird things too -Where there’s like, truckers driving by and I was like…
-Did I ever tell you about when I saw someone getting rode had in LA? I was there with Burnie and Gavin, and Bertie got- he rented a car that was like one looks like bigger like SUV cars, and I was in the passenger seat and we were stopped at a red light, and I’m just like looking around and I look over, I look into the car and there’s a woman- her head’s just like in this guy’s lap and he’s like this with the steering wheel. -Yeah he is.
-And he sees me looking and he goes (shrug). (Laughter) -And I’m like “Alright”!
-Like, what am I gonna do, dude? -I was just like living “the LA life”.
-I love it. I love it.