Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Anarchist Cooking with Burnie

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Anarchist Cooking with Burnie


Burnie: The first purpose of the Internet was to deliver this document called The Anarchist cookbook. Which told you how to make smoke bombs, and real bombs, and napalm, and so At 13 I, very stupidly, downloaded this thing and it told me how to make napalm. One step in this was boiling gasoline, and so I was boiling a pot of gasoline and my mom came home. She said the whole place smelled like a garage, and she goes, “What are you doing?!” And she was just crying, mortified. She goes, “I don’t understand what this is!” And I tried to calm her down and explain the science behind it and all this. And my dad is a physicist. So my dad comes home and my mom is in tears for like, the entire day, and she’s like, “What’s wrong with you? Lalalala” And I said, “No no no mom, listen, listen, listen” “It’s gasoline, so you can boil it and it won’t explode until it gets to an open flame.” ‘Course I’m an idiot because the house was filled with fumes. Any spark in the house would’ve killed me. You know? Because I’m- I’m a kid and I’m stupid. So I said, “So there was really not much danger.” She goes, “What?!” And my dad goes, “Technically, he is correct.” *Laughter* Gus: Wow. I bet-I bet he was in trouble after that. Burnie: He was! So, did he just grab you by the neck and say, “Punch punch punch?”

100 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Anarchist Cooking with Burnie”

  1. I had a tab that had dubstep Burnie on it,and it was pause so im watching this when it magically comes back on at full volume.All I have to say is,what wasnt broken in my ear is broken now.

  2. how did the house not blow up? The pot of boiling gasoline would be on top of an open flame, unless of course the gas rose and was never brought back down through convection

  3. dude if I did what he did… I would get the beating of a life time xD mind you my parents are GREAT parents Love them to death, they only hit me if I did something wrong… so if I did this haha oh boy

  4. Was Burnie saying that he was stupid as a kid or was he saying all kids are stupid? If he was saying all kids are stupid, most kids around that age would know that anything could have set of the gasoline.

  5. did anyone else see the black mesa research facility and the black mesa sign next to when Burnie introduces his dad

  6. I've got a copy for journalistic purposes. While I don't have much use for testing anything (i did try to get high from banana peels), it's pretty neat and there's not much else like it.

  7. Wait, how the hell did Burnie boil it in the first place? He's boiling it on an open flame on the stove right?

  8. Good thing Burnie didn't do that after the promulgation of the Patriot Act or he would currently be in a FEMA detention facility.

  9. It would have been a very coincidental story if a kid named Burnie Burns ended up blowing his house up with gasoline.

  10. Wait the gasoline fumes would've been ignited by the flame on the stove right? I mean idk how the stoves worked back then but wouldn't that have been the case?

  11. His parents were formerly a priest and a nun. They had to make a living and presumably Burnie's dad became a physicist. Which itself is kind of funny given how he went from religion explaining the unknowable to a profession where it's his job to discern what has previously been unknowable. In hindsight that is phenomenally impressive.

  12. is it just me or did Burnie's voice change after he said "came out she's says what are you doing?"
    he sounded like Kerry or Trevor or something.

  13. How dod he boil the gas without the fumes being near an open flame?

    last time i checked you need fire to boil something

  14. To be fair, Burnie, your dad's a physicist, not a chemist. People who go into really technical fields like that often lack common sense regarding other fields, because of how much mental effort they put into the field they actually study.

  15. Pretty sure this is not a true story cause how will he boil the gasoline with out a open flame 👏🏻👏🏻

  16. I wonder if, during all that, Burnie said something like:
    “Mom, I’m boiling gasoline so I can make a bomb.”
    🤣🤣🤣

  17. An easy way to make napalm without boiling gasoline is mixing styrofoam and gasoline. No boiling required, just break it up into smaller pieces and mix.

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