If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell)

If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell)



hello there hi my name's Roger and I'd love to tell you all about my new restaurant that brings you cooked food alarmingly quickly I promise to make this quick as well because I know that you are statistically speaking an exhausted parent or a struggling college student or someone else with neither time nor money money that you're still going to spend hi hi folks did you know that your brain can be addicted to not just drugs and alcohol but to anything from exercise to people to shopping we do and we picked food as the addiction we'd like to sell to you that's why our meals are designed to be the perfect combination of fat sugar and the only rock that tastes good thanks to the human body's natural reward system and the fact that sugar can be more addictive than cocaine our food is too tasty to resist literally your brain will regularly crave one of our burgers burgers just like well not this one that's not at all representative of the muscle and fat we actually sell for this one we had a team of food stylists and image specialists worked for several hours the muscle and fat sandwiches we sell are made by a 14 year old in about one minute but it sure does taste good enough until you want another one do you see this nugget it starts as the whipped up muscles of chickens and then we form it into a zigzag or some nonsense it's not good for you but we'll give you ten for three dollars so frankly it's sort of irresponsible of you not to buy this offering our food at impossibly low prices is another one of the ways we hope people especially and ideally people in low-income areas do you like plastic shapes your children do we've decided to include free painted plastic shapes and all our children's meals so your kids will grow to associate our brand with reward and Happiness before you know it they'll be literally screaming for you to take them here and once you do you can just send them to the temporary kids ooh and enjoy your fat sugar and salt sandwich in peace our temporary kids ooh contains a pit and a slide both perfect for creating the illusion of physical activity well really just letting gravity do the playing for you it's also a cheap fast easy way to hook them early so they'll develop fond memories of the restaurant to follow them as they grow up isn't that right can I work here you sure can and in just seven months you'll have made what I make in just an hour anyway I've been Roger still and I hope you come on down to the fast food ray where the colors yellow and red have been known to subconsciously trigger hunger so frankly it's sort of irresponsible irresponsible irresponsible of you irresponsible of you not to buy this

26 thoughts on “If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell)”

  1. I wonder why people eat here? Everyone knows its bad for us. Companies dont brainwash you, you're just being irresponsible. Why do people choose to be addicted to negative things rather than positive things? Have you ever wondered this?

  2. Thank you so much for telling this!!!👌☹👍🏻
    PS
    NEVER eat that sh**!!!!🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤧☝️

  3. He doesn't make shit. He's depressing even if what he says is mostly true. I'm gunna go watch Justice League videos!

  4. Pasta sauces, pizzas, and all that stodgy French food is just as loaded with fat salt and sugar. Pasta is high calorie carbs and if you dont burn it off it will make you fat. Let's not be too hard on our fast food industry it's meant to be a treat.

  5. We all know that this kind of food is not salubrious and it will just harm our system inside but still its almost impossible to resisit this because of the fast moving life where grabbing a meal seems to be easier than preparing all the stuff at your own abode.

  6. Despite the fact he's indeed denying even the smallest good thing/benefice one could think of a fast food restaurant, he speaks so well that I'm still going to his imaginary restaurant.

  7. Elementary schools serve pizza instead of high fiber cereal.

    You say nothing.

    Children play brain and body damaging tackle football at schools, including when the kids are 200 lbs.

    You say nothing.

    Your local school system and muni spend millions of your tax dollars to clunk kids' heads together and eat high calorie food.

    You say nothing.

    Why?

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