If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell)

If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell)


hello there hi my name’s Roger and I’d love to tell you all about my new restaurant that brings you cooked food alarmingly quickly I promise to make this quick as well because I know that you are statistically speaking an exhausted parent or a struggling college student or someone else with neither time nor money money that you’re still going to spend hi hi folks did you know that your brain can be addicted to not just drugs and alcohol but to anything from exercise to people to shopping we do and we picked food as the addiction we’d like to sell to you that’s why our meals are designed to be the perfect combination of fat sugar and the only rock that tastes good thanks to the human body’s natural reward system and the fact that sugar can be more addictive than cocaine our food is too tasty to resist literally your brain will regularly crave one of our burgers burgers just like well not this one that’s not at all representative of the muscle and fat we actually sell for this one we had a team of food stylists and image specialists worked for several hours the muscle and fat sandwiches we sell are made by a 14 year old in about one minute but it sure does taste good enough until you want another one do you see this nugget it starts as the whipped up muscles of chickens and then we form it into a zigzag or some nonsense it’s not good for you but we’ll give you ten for three dollars so frankly it’s sort of irresponsible of you not to buy this offering our food at impossibly low prices is another one of the ways we hope people especially and ideally people in low-income areas do you like plastic shapes your children do we’ve decided to include free painted plastic shapes and all our children’s meals so your kids will grow to associate our brand with reward and Happiness before you know it they’ll be literally screaming for you to take them here and once you do you can just send them to the temporary kids ooh and enjoy your fat sugar and salt sandwich in peace our temporary kids ooh contains a pit and a slide both perfect for creating the illusion of physical activity well really just letting gravity do the playing for you it’s also a cheap fast easy way to hook them early so they’ll develop fond memories of the restaurant to follow them as they grow up isn’t that right can I work here you sure can and in just seven months you’ll have made what I make in just an hour anyway I’ve been Roger still and I hope you come on down to the fast food ray where the colors yellow and red have been known to subconsciously trigger hunger so frankly it’s sort of irresponsible irresponsible irresponsible of you irresponsible of you not to buy this

100 thoughts on “If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell)”

  1. Mcdonalds kind of lost it's charm for me when they went from yellow/red to… Green? Also they stopped cleaning their bathroom some years ago and havent started again.

  2. People: Why am I so fat and am getting all of these weird diseases??
    Also people: "Continues eating quadruple queso bacon burger with a side of fried dough*

  3. To he honest no food is safe fast food or in the store's. It's not just the restaurant that needs the business it's the people working there. With out business how do they get paid and take care of their families. You pay 15.00 and everyone on the same team. DON'T BE A FOOL

  4. Take a minute to compare the price of food in the U.S.A. to the price of food in other countries. Not to say it is the best for you; but this country has managed to make food affordable far more than any other country in the world. The reason is creativity in secondary commodity. be glad

  5. Why are the best basketball players on the west coast. Easy, Insulin spikes. Combined with weed legalization we're going keep you up later and later breaking your fast. And have you fat

  6. I mean I don’t really like going fast food places but I go there when I’ve been driving around for like 4 hours and I’m hungry

  7. When he said send your children to the temporary kids zoo and enjoy your fat sugar and salt sandwiches in peace if that doesn’t hit the nail on the head idk what will

  8. NO im NOT saying Fast Food is "Good" BUT this is a lot of horse shit. it's NOT addictive & the colors Red & Yellow Don't make you "Hungry" what makes you Hungry is NOT eating food for 6 Hours.Β  IF most of you idiots think this is all true Then you should watch the one about Beer / Alcohol that's more True.

  9. Watching this video makes me feel bad for wasting half of that big mac i got earlier dammit i got the munchies and its 3am KILL ME PLEASE!!!

  10. Trump loves fast food .The Olympic athletes were sponsored and fed by Mcdonalds for 40 years . if its good for them , its good for me too. I just count my calories so i don't get fat . i

  11. fuck you Roger and your sarcasm and all the truth you're revealing us. we wanna live in lies cause the world is a miserable place.

  12. Since I've been spending more time in the US, I've become pre-diabetic. Ya'll put sugar in your wholewheat bread???? I read EVERY f*ing label when I'm over there now. I don't even eat fast food and you still managed to break me. I came home (UK) and got healthy again tho.

  13. Best food in the world, everything that's so called good for you taste awful, no one live forever, everybody's gonna die, might as well enjoy urself with something that tastes good than crap that taste like shit.

  14. Can you believe that fast food chains don't sell drinks with the plastic cover by default? We losing decades of our lives by eating junk food and they only care about the environment

  15. My face when he says that none can resist these foods but i've been doing it since middle school

    Hold strong people there is hope fo you too

  16. Fast food isn’t unhealthy unless you have a lot of it. If you have a Big Mac meal only eat that don’t order the extra shake and ice cream cone.

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