100 thoughts on “How to Make Matty Matheson’s “Guaranteed To Get You Laid” Lasagna”

  1. Bake at 350 degrees Celsius…. LMFAO. Love this cooking show. Fuck everyone except Alton Brown, Jacques Pepin, and this guy!

  2. listen matty ily but the oven ready pasta and the whole slices of low moisture mozzarella already make me feel bloated and sleepy just from looking at the lasagna

  3. So firstly, this is about as far from traditional lasagna as it gets. Sec9 dog, it's probably the least healthy entre I've ever seen.

    Thirdly, it looks absolutely fucking epic.

  4. Its so sad I want to like Lasagna, and I used to. Don't eat lasagna and then go to the pub. Its a really bad plan and you can't eat lasagna any more

  5. Man… That looks like if I eat one piece of this I will gain the whole 40 pounds I lost in the last 4 months ….

    But it looks like it might be worth that

  6. So I tried to cook this at 350 Celsius (662 Fahrenheit). As my oven heated up, it caught fire and began to scream flames out of the front. I decided, “Well, Matty knows best,” so I donned my friend’s forestry firefighting gear and literally threw the pan into Dante’s Inferno as I tried to run by. The pan landed upside down, splashing the contents all over the inside of the oven. Fortunately, the raging fire disintegrated the mess. Unfortunately, my eyebrows were gone and my dog was cremated. Nevertheless, after the building burned down, the fire department couldn’t locate the source of the fire since everything basically vaporized once it touched the propane tank I keep in my living room. In the end, it looked good flying through the air into that white-hot pit that I launched it into, so I give it 10/10.

  7. So i made it, it looked the same, it tasted the same, it was only a bit smaller. Just like my weewee, but she said she liked it, cause big ones hurt to much.

  8. He’s obviously talented and well trained. He has charisma definitely. AlsoThe recipe looks great BUT I find his tattoos off putting. Sorry! sure I will be told not to watch then.

  9. Hey Bam. I loved watching you on Jackass and more recently, Doctor Phil. Just wanted to suggest making a bechamel and going to rehab. Thinking of you

  10. 0:30 I love how there’s just a quick shot of Matty holding the lasagna with a creepy stare in his eyes😂😂😂

  11. Pork mince and Italian sausage is a total must in a great bolognese sauce, then add your magic to your Italian sauce. Love your Videos🦘

  12. Don’t make this if you’re planning to have sex after. We both got the bubble grease gut bad and bumping uglies was the last thing to do while we were in a food coma.

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