How come V-Magic can’t find love at Whole Foods? ask UberJoe

How come V-Magic can’t find love at Whole Foods? ask UberJoe


Welcome to my world! ok, I’m worried because, you know, last time it didn’t go well maybe you shouldn’t talk to any girls. oh, that’s why we’re here! Wanna give the intro to the show? Oh, yeah, yeah, here we are, it’s Friday night, here at Whole Foods. come with me! That was really good actually I like the
Australian voice I thought you really nailed that. I did? Really good Australian? Where we dig deep into the underlying realm of the ground-breaking grocery market that is, Whole Foods! It’s what brought us together. where everything’s happening Friday night, Whole Foods, oh, he’s a cutie. Don’t say that. Nothing good in life comes easy. You have to work the shop
here, but relax. Luckily Whole Foods has a few reach out programs. EATING WHOLE FOODS SAMPLES What do you have here? So, this is layer cake in a jar. Man, I make gaines on testers, Bro! and then I over stuff myself. nice smell I mean, you don’t want to smell like you’ve been baking. You know what I mean? Vulva Care? (TESTER) Have you been caring for your vulva? Why is this a Tester? This is HAS BEEN USED! It doesn’t smell fishy. I think it’s legit. How’s it working? HA HA HA HA Hello ladies. What do you want. dude? Just trying to make friends. I think we’re upsetting them. You know, the thing about Whole Foods is they
really understand women I happen to be a Agro-Yoga-Cardio-Workout specialist. That’s a tiny juice little shot you got there. I’m sorry is this your boyfriend? we do spend every day together Dude, I don’t think you understand who you’re talking to? Who am I talking to? Oh my gosh, we’re shooting a show… It’s gonna go huge. I’m a future star. He’s kind of a chick magnet. I am kind of a chick maget. You probably can’t even afford to take a girl on a date. How does she know all this stuff? She’s not going to the NC.. But, I like her. she’s not going to the NC Lounge. Total catfish! How were you so mean to her? That was harassment! I’m filing a complaint! But, we don’t have permission Ahhh, we can’t show this… LAUGH TRACK

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