Paco: Arden’s here, yay! And Ryan’s here. Ryan finally gets to film… Arden: Hi. Hi! I’m Ryan, nice to meet you gu- Paco: Ryan gets to film with the love of his life…Sean! ‘Cause Sean’s back! Sean: Hey! Paco: Hello, handsome man. Haven’t done one of these in a while. Hey, what’re we about to shoot? Ryan: It’s like “Rocket, come here!” Ryan: Huh?
Paco: What’re we about to shoot? What’re we about to shoot? Ryan: Oh, the first scene of the day. Anyway. *coughs* Anyway. Anyway. Derrick: Come here! Oh, so rude, man. Arden: Yeah! She didn’t like my post. I tagged her three…*mumbles* Ryan: …three hours ago. Let’s go from the top. Arden: Sorry. What? *talks gibberish* Ryan: You don’t even know what it feels like! Will: What are you saying again? Daina: Oh, my gosh, like you even know.
Ryan: My boobs are tender!
Daina: Oh, my.. Oh my. Ryan: Oh, my! Is that what happens? Paco: Look at that butt. Oh, yeah. That butt. Look at that butt. Damn! Yummy. Sean (in the background): Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy… Ryan: Oh! Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy! Sean: I hit my head on the bucket. Ryan: Keep going!
Derrick (in the background): Keep going.
Ryan: Keep going! Sean: Okay! Ryan: You here to have shower or you’re just dead there? Paco: Sean’s a professional drowner. Ryan: That was pretty good drowning.
Sean: I know how to drown. I’ve done it before. Sean: That’s how I died. I came back to life.
Paco: Wow, that’s where you were this whole time? Sean: Yeah, I drowned.
Ryan: Drowning. Will: Look at this. Teddy, shake that booty! Teddy, shake that booty! Greg (in the background): He’s excited! Ryan: Shake that booty. Teddy, shake that booty! Oh, yeah, it’s Greg’s birthday today Everyone (singing): Happy birthday to you! Greg: That’s right. Everyone (singing): Happy bir- Greg: I’m 30.
Will: Ends dirty!
Greg: Definitely direct dirty. Paco: Arden, what’s the secret to Instagram? How do you make your pictures look good? This is Instagram tips with Arden Cho. Arden: Lots of make-up, lots of filters. Nobody looks good in real life. That was Instagram tips with Arden Cho. Daina: Come here. Sit. Sit. Sit. Stay. Derrick: Come here, Rocket. Come here! Right here. Paco: Ooh, I’m gonna show Marley and Roku. They’re gonna be so jealous! Greg: Rocket’s hand is… Derrick: Hey, everyone. Look at Greg right now. Just look at him. It’s your birthday. Yeah. Just look at him, in his face. Zoom in right here. Look at this beautiful mug. It’s this guy’s birthday, dude. Aye, he could do that. It’s his birthday. I want everyone to look at this guy right here. Zoom in right here on this guy’s face. Right here. Arden: The birthday guy. Derrick: It’s his birthday. Ryan: Arden, can you reverse please?
Arden: I don’t know how.
Ryan: Just chill around it… *mumbles* Paco: Whose butt is this? It’s Ryan’s!
Ryan: Huh? Paco: Whose butt is this? It’s Sean’s! Sean: That’s why you needed my butt?
Sean: What the heck, dude? Paco: Whose butt is this? Derrick: Look at that shake. Greg: It’s a 30-year-old ass. Derrick: Hey, look at this face right here. It’s Greg’s!
Greg: Why do you do that? Derrick: Birthday boy. Greg: It’s a wrap. Ryan: Oh, wait, did you miss it? Derrick: Hey, zoom in on this face right here. You see this face right here? Zoom in on- He’s got something to say. Ryan: It’s my birthday. Everyone (singing): Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you!
Ryan: This guy! Everyone (singing): Happy birthday, dear Greg!
*everyone messes up the song* *overlapping people singing different lyrics* Ryan: Look at that. Derrick: Wave to the camera. Ryan: Oh, something’s wrong.
Greg: Hey, I’m pretty.(?) Ryan: It’s been two decades since Greg has had meat. Greg: Think it’s like a year and a half.
Ryan: It’s been a year and a half since Greg has had meat. Greg: Yeah! I think I’m ready. Ryan: You guys are about to see… Greg: This is like when a vampire sucks blood for the first time, huh?
Ryan: In two years.
Greg: Yep. Ryan: 3…
Everyone: 2… 1… Greg: One more, one more, one more. Everyone: 3… 2… 1… Ryan: He’s like…*fake-vomits* Greg: Wow.
Sean: How does it taste?
Greg: Wow! Ryan: Dude, you’re a horrible person again. Greg: This is amazing. I’ve got- I get benched(?) like 300 pounds. Ryan: Hey, you got meat in there?
Daina: Yeah. Ryan: Do you like it?
Daina: Yeah. Ryan: You don’t have to like it. Daina: I love it! I’m just like crying a little. *everyone yelling* Higa TV!